Fresh Prince of Osama; Now this is a story about how my life got flipped, turned upside down. And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there and I’ll tell how I became the leader of a group called Al Qaeda. In Riyadh, Saudi Arabia born and raised. In the groups where I spent most of my days, Killing all, maxing, relaxing, acting all cool, and shooting some infidels outside of the school. When a couple of Americans, they were up to no good, Started making trouble in my jihad group. I got in one little shootout and my goat got scared and said, your moving with your auntie and uncle in kuwait. So I whistled for a goat and when it came near it had jews in the back said, “fresh” and had bombs in the rear. If anything I could say, this goat was rare But nah, I thought blow it up! I’ll walk to Kuwait